michelle bachmann doesn't need to be in charge of anything
“Chris, falafel is a gateway food,” responded Bachmann, “It starts with falafel, then the kids move on to shawarma. After a while they say ‘hey this tastes good, I wonder what else comes from Arabia?’ “
“Before you know it our children are listening to Muslim music, reading the Koran, and plotting attacks against the homeland.”
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???ALSO: Where is Arabia?
ALSO: apparently this is part of Obama’s plan?
attn: I have been informed this article is from a satirical site. i probably should read things better. also, thank goodness?