When I was a little girl, growing up in france, my mother worked sewing tapestries. Some of the tapestries were exported to America. The only problem was that many of the images on the tapestries were of naked people. My mother’s job was to cut out—the genitals of men and women and replace these parts with flowers so they could be sold to americans. My mother saved all the pictures of the genitials over the years, and one day she sewed them together as a quilt and then she gave the quilt to me. That’s the difference between French and American aesthetics.Louise Bourgeois ” Sunday Afternoons” (via fromasecondstory)
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Shhhh…no one tell Fox News that the “wedding kiss” picture they’re using to accompany a piece about traditional gender roles is actually of a same sex couple. (MADE MY DAY)
“I’ll teach you how to flow.” (The Tempest)
“He speaks plain cannon fire, and smoke and bounce.” (King John)
“I have within my mind / A thousand raw tricks of these bragging Jacks, / Which I will practise.” (The Merchant of Venice)
“That’s an ill phrase.” (Hamlet)
“Holla, holla!” (King Lear)
“I am the dog: no, the dog is himself, and I am the dog–Oh! the dog is me, and I am myself.” (The Two Gentlemen of Verona)“You knights of Tyre / Are excellent in making ladies trip.” (Pericles)
“Just as high as my heart.” (As You Like It)
“Thou art raw.” (As You Like It)
“Our tongue is rough, coz, and my condition is not smooth.” (Henry V)
“Ay, on the front.” (Macbeth)
“Holla, you clown!” (As You Like It)
“Our cake’s dough on both sides.” (The Taming of the Shrew)
“Trip no further, pretty sweeting.” (Twelfth Night)
“Look, when I serve him so, he takes it ill.” (The Comedy of Errors)
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hahahaha what is this??? I can’t stop laughing, because this actually happened to me once. I was supposed to be Uncle Sam, and my dad glued cotton balls to my face.
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My niece just asked me “why are they even debating, Beyonce said to vote for Obama”.
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i visited the friend zone to see if i could make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry men’s rights activists in fedoras???
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All I wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise.Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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well, this is going to be my next few days.
ahahahah THEA. whatwasthisweekend??
Tragically true. I either have hooked up in, or have known people who have hooked up in trees, the post office, the dining hall, the English department house, the long jump sand pit, a janitor’s closet, an empty squash court and an elementary school playground. Whoops.
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