HOW TO APPLY FOR A PRESTIGIOUS LANGUAGE SCHOLARSHIP**:
24 hours before your application is due eat your roommate’s chocolate cake out of a pie pan. with a spoooooooooon. #RiotNotDiet. #WhatIsAnEssayQuestion?
**do not follow my advice.
just made myself some conciliatory Indonesian instant noodles to chase my steroid pills. because nobody has shown up at my door with a cake.
this is acceptable to me.